Cat Attack!!!!

Two posts in one day - I must be bored today!? No, just annoyed, and where better than to vent my anger than a page that only I will ever read!

Tiger Two, the stray cat who has recently been evicted from the outhouse by a hedgehog, is in very very bad books! I just went upstairs to see where the cats were, and to check what they were doing, only to find T2 in a very serious predicament. It appears than when he woke up from his long slumber on the chair he found himself 'caught short'. Obviously, it is ridiculous of me to think that he would go to the door to cry to go out, NO that would be silly. Instead, he took it upon himself to park his hairy derriere in the bath tub and proceed with the biggest wee known to cat world! I didn't know what to say...so just filmed him on my camera phone when i realised he was mid-stream and not stopping for anyone.

Sorry this is a bit gross, but to be honest I am probably just killing time while the disinfectant kicks in....though I suppose I should maybe advertise him in the classifieds as 'very clean' instead?!

A Cat in the Hand

After the hedgehog trauma of yesterday, it has only gotten worse for poor old Tiger Two...he has now been beaten up! The most gut-wrenching screech echoed through the street as the poor little skinny stray was attacked by Devil Child Dave and The Godfather! My little chunky looked on in disgust...though I'm not sure whether it was due to the bullies of the whimpiness of his food-mate! After an afternoon in the security of the fluffy cushions T2 does seem to have made a remarkable recovery - albeit a little short on fur!

On a lighter note I have just had to turf the voluvant loving Chunky outside while I cook the diner as he seems to have developed an insatiable obsession for boiled eggs...which wouldn't be too bad, but for the fact that they are currently boiling! I may be out of work, but I am not in a position to require the self sacrifice of my furry friend to put me some food on the table!

Cold Comfort Shed

Ooh, what a drama the days has begun with! The poor little stray cat that has adopted me, and my out-house, has been evicted! As if life is not hard enough for poor little Tiger Two, it has now got worse...a hedgehog is squatting in his home. The unwanted little cretin is also suffering from major food theft in that the ferocious spiky chap is eating his wet food, his dried food, and is drinking his water. I have taken the only action I can in such circumstances...moved him into the house.
I suppose, despite the change of tenancy, the overall results are quite positive as I have already noticed a distinct decline in the number of 8-legged-monsters, and I think that this is definitely the work of the prickled prince himself. However, I know very little of the correct care package that needs to be provided for hedgehogs, and I do have to try and find a new storage solution for the scaredy cat stray so I really should get cracking!